When life gives you lemons, draw them, 11 x 14 inches dry pastels, graphite on paper

"When life gives you lemons, draw them". (Nikki)

"...the painting has a life of its own. My mission is to bring forth this life". (Jackson Pollock)

"Trust your intuition, it's just like goin' fishin'; you cast your line 'til you get a bite." (Paul Simon)

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The Monte Files

The original Monte was created in 1971 Who is Monte (”Mon-tee”) and what are the Monte Files?
Borne out of inattentiveness in a grade six science class, I drew Monte everywhere on my friends’ notebooks, on everything I owned, even painted him on the back window of a friend’s car in the late ’70’s, Drawing behind Monte's backwhich I have no photo of unfortunately. Monte has managed to come back to life every few years since then in some form or another.
The cartoon head is originally blue and drawn along with different hand gestures, but the basic shape can morph into any figure simply by changing the eyes, shape of the head, adding ears or a nose or a suitable body.

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Baby's bib, 1987

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Monte snow sculpture, Winter 1989 Ottawa, Canada

Monte snow sculpture, Winter 1989

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Monte as the Joker on an extra large deck of playing cards, designed and handpainted for my neice and nephew, 1980 The Monte Files were listed on my very first website (2003) with the invitation for you, whoever and wherever you are, despite your age or drawing capabilites, to send in your version of Monte or a character inspired by him, and add it to the collection. The Joker's sceptreThe Monte Files are back, and the invitation stands.
Your character doesn’t even have to resemble Monte at all, and can be created using whatever media you wish. Scan him, trace him, shred him to bits then reassemble him, make a collage with magazine clippings, write a quip or add hand gestures…no rules except be kind and have fun with it; Monte’s up for anything!
Alternatively, print out pages from the Monte Coloring Book at the bottom of this page. Children, adults, artists or not, or if you have a website of your own that you’d like to promote in The Monte Filesthen send a jpeg image of your Monte interpretation along with any information you wish to share to nikki_coulombe@hotmail.com. I have no knowledge of how to, nor a desire to use your information in an unethical way, so you have no worries about that.

By changing a few small details Monte can morph into anything 1) Look Ma, No Rules 2)

1) By changing a few small details Monte can morph into anything. 2) You don’t have be cutesy, as in Look Ma, No Rules!”, but please keep the work all-ages-friendly.

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Ya Sew What? offers Flexfit (TM) high quality cotton baseball caps with digitally embroidered Monte Digitally Embroidered Monte, High quality cotton Flexfit (TM) baseball cap  
25.00 each Free shipping in U.S. and Canada Buy Now Using PayPal  

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Monte speaks - if you would rather write a poem or cartoon quip and send it in, that would be great tooMonte speaks too - if you would rather write a cartoon quip, a poem or a story about Monte, that would be great!

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The basic Monte face can change entirely but still be used as a starting point for ideas toward a new character

The basic Monte face can change entirely but still be used as a starting point for ideas toward finding a new character. 5 ft. tall Leslie Park Elementary School prop for Christmas play, 1988

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Mr. Not Stale, Knoxdale Elementary School's annual Bake Sale mascot, named in a contest by a Gr. 2 student

Mr. Not Stale, Knoxdale Elementary School’s annual Bake Sale mascot (Ottawa 1990), named in a contest by a very clever Grade 2 student. She won one of the two 12″ stuffed characters I sewed and awarded to the top two winners.

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Momarch Butterfly, 1999 model home wall mural in baby nursery, inspired the Mommy Nature series

Momarch Butterfly, 1999 model home wall mural in baby nursery, inspired the Mommy Nature series 

Sunny, mural detail

Sunny, mural detail computer enhanced

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Momarch Butterfly, Mommy Nature series, 11 x 14 Acrylics on canvas 2004. Prints and Cards available, see link above.

Momarch Butterfly and Beeing a Mom, part of the Mommy Nature series, 11 x 14 Acrylics on canvas 2004. NFS, Prints and Cards available, see link above.

Beeing a Mom, Mommy Nature series, 11 x 14 Acrylics on canvas 2004. Prints and Cards available, see link above.

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Digitized play with Paint Shop Pro mozaic effects

Paint Shop Pro computer effects

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Paint Shop Pro effects

Is That You, Monte? Paint Shop Pro effects

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Monte Sock Puppet, Pencil on paper, Adrian Coulombe 2005

Sock Puppet by Adrian Coulombe, Pencil on paper 2005

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Digital drawing by Jim Drury 

Digital drawing by Jim Drury, 2005

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Digital drawing by Jim Drury

Digital drawing by Jim Drury, 2005

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Digital drawing by Jim Drury

Digital effects by Jim Drury, 2005

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Monte Descending A Staircase, 2005, ode to Marcel Duchamp

Monte Descending A Staircase, 2005, ode to Marcel Duchamp

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Cookie Monte, traditional Sugar Cookie recipe, stamp made from polymer clay

Cookie Monte, traditional Sugar Cookie recipe, stamp made from polymer clay

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Cookie Monte, stamp made from polymer clay

Cookie Monte, stamp made from polymer clay.

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Cookie Monte, traditional Sugar Cookie recipe, stamp made from polymer clay

Cookie Monte, stamp made from polymer clay. Traditional Sugar Cookie recipe.

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Monte Cycles, 2007

Monte Cycles, 2006

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Monte Cycles bike decal

Monte Cycles bike decal

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On the cover of Colorado Cyclist

On the cover of Colorado Cyclist

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When we were in California recently we met some ladies at a rest stop who were driving to New York City from Alaska in a beat up old car. Friends, and people they met along the way signed their car. Monte travels!

Girls' car, driving from Alaska to New YorkMonte travels to New York city (before I get to!)

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Monte Is My Homey, digital 2006

Monte Is My Homey, digital 2006

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Monte Pac - Monte is my Homey

Monte Pac - Monte is my Homey

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Monte Studios - YouTube logo

Monte Studios You Tube logo (Disclaimer: The opinions and actions of the You-Tuber (Alain practising with videos) are not necessarily those expressed by Monte or his Artist!)

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Computerized industrial embroidery machine program by Adam Coulombe, 2008

Computerized industrial embroidery machine program by Adam Coulombe, 2008

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Adrian's Computerized industrial embroidery machine, testing colored threads and fine tuning with Monte program, 2009

Adrian’s Computerized industrial embroidery machine, testing colored threads and fine tuning with Monte program, 2009

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Monte Hat by Adrian Coulombe, industrial embroidery, Jan. 28, 2009. Good luck with your new business Adrian!

Monte Hat by Adrian Coulombe, industrial embroidery, Jan. 28, 2009. Good luck with your new business Adrian!

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Guest Art: Camille's Monte, Shredded colored paper, 2009

My neice Camille Coulombe scanned and printed Monte, shredded then glued the image back together as a paper mosaic.  Awesome Job Camille!

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 Monte Balloon, Paint Shop Pro effects

Monte Balloon, Paint Shop Pro effects

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Artist Lemon Strawberry
Birds Girl Boy

FishMontester Sunny

Kitty and Friend Puppy  Bunny

CarrotCupcake Monte Cycles

Monte Coloring Book